Thursday, October 27, 2011
I Am Moving To Key West.
I decided I am running away to Key West, Florida. All you do there is party. Sounds like a good life to me. I would'nt need a man. I'd be too busy partying with the tourists every single night and lounging on the beach during the day. I would'nt work. A lot of people don't there. I would build my own shack and be a homeless hippy. I would probably learn how to play the banjo or ukelele so that I could make a few dollars to eat everyday. We're all going to die someday, I mean why not just do whatever. Anyways, my life would be better in Key West. I would'nt have to worry about girls sleeping with my boyfriends like they do here. I wish I could be a robot. Why did I have to be born a human? God could have made me a fish. I would have been so content and emotionless. I would'nt realize what I was missing out on in life because I just wouldnt know or be able to figure it out. Id just be a dumb little fishy. This makes me seem like I hate my life. I am thankful for what God gave me, don't get me wrong. I feel like if I talk about how I hate my life then the guy from the movie Saw will come kidnapp me and torture me until I realize how good I have it. (Thats what they do in the movie so thats why I think that). In the movie they kidnap a man who tried committing suicide because he hated his life, then they tortured him because he was selfish by not realiIng what he had. This is getting really creepy for me...annnnyyyways. I am going to think of things that make me happy now. Key lime pie, hotel rooms, the smell of babies, the color salmon, bubble baths, taking a good picture, laughing attacks, picking out an outfit the night before, guilt free eating, understanding the math lessons, big hair, music about partying, having a good day, painting my nails, captain crunch with crunch berries, Thai and Japanese food, anyone with gages, text messages from unknown numbers, candles, heated seats, blue tennis courts, fire places, animal rugs, pranks, surprises, honey crisp apples, clothes under ten dollars. Ahhh, much better.
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I like that you actually talk yourself out of a bad emotion here, even while you realize moving to Key West isn't a rational idea. It's almost as if you're thinking out loud, which is a good narrative technique. Your line about fishes being content and emotionless is interesting because you're not saying they're happier because things make them happy but because they don't feel at all. That's an interesting thought. And then you're 'likes' at the end really humanize you.
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